Yes, this is a full episode. I don’t care, this is a really good show.

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On my first night at University, I found myself at a dorm party with some fat man who was apparently a barkeep. He had some optics with cheap Russian vodka, and I recall lying on his bed with a half naked women while they stood around measuring spirits into my mouth for a laugh. I don’t remember much after that, apart from loosing my eyesight. I ended up on the floor of my room, with a mobile phone in my hand. I rang my fiancé and told her that University was “great” and that “all the women are very sexy” before it ran out of battery and I passed out. Good times.
nslater
Explain the source of bias in each of the following, and revise to remove the bias: Enrique Torres has very good people skills for a man. Doesn’t praise his minority status “… people skills for a latin man.” Parenting 2007 shows you how to persuade your husband to do his share of child care choices. Assumes women do all the work “… persuade your wife to do her share…” Mr. Paez, Mr. O’Connor, and Tonya will represent our office at the convention. Insensitive to trans-gender readers “Robert, Phil, and Tonya…” Sue Corcoran celebrates her 50th birthday today. Stop by her cubicle at noon to get a peice of cake and to help us sing “The Old Grey Mare Just Ain’t What She Used To Be” This is HILARIOUS Because older customers tend to be really picky, we will need to give a lot of details in our ads. Assumes ads are made outside the male 18-34 bracket “… need to give more explosions and tits” Click for high-res photo
Explain the source of bias in each of the following, and revise to remove the bias: We recommend hiring Jim Ryan and Elizabeth Shuman. Both were very successful summer interns. Jim drafted the report on using rap music in ads, and Elizabeth really improved the looks of the office. White people don’t listen to rap “… the report on using pretentious indie rock in ads…” All sales associates and their wives are invited to the picnic. Assumes sales associates are straight “… and their life-partners…” Although he is blind, Mr. Morin is an excellent group leader. ‘blind’ isn’t politically correct “Although he is sight-impaired…” Unlike many blacks, Yvonne has extensive experience designing Web pages. Black people only know Myspace. “experience designing Myspace pages” Chris RenkerPacific Perspectives6300 W Coronad BvldLos Angeles, CAGentlemen: Isn’t sensitive towards Southern Californian attitudes and tone. “6300 W Coronad BvldLos Angeles, CADudes:” Click for high-res photo
In this strip: Square asks Lady Triangle a question, which is met with a profane rejection of Square’s existence. Square is sad; sheds a tear. The tear comes to life, states the harshness of the rejection, and commiserates in the sadness of it’s creator.

Seed of Destruction

A list of pretend conversations I’d had with my cell phone

  • What do you mean it’s stuck in your ass?
  • Look, it’s only one tumor. I mean, there’s worse… oh.
  • You know, I’m not sure how many calories are in a quart of goat sperm.
  • So what’d you do with the kid? … I don’t think you’re supposed to use the bottle like that.
  • Oh, don’t worry. It’ll stop burning. Trust me, allright?

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

Do you ever get the feeling that bloggers often run out of ideas, and instead of trying to make anything new, they resort to meta-blogging?

thememegeneration:

THAT IS THE WRONG WAY TO DRINK, CAT. YOU ARE A VERY INEFFICIENT DRINKER.
(this post was reblogged from thememegeneration)
(this post was reblogged from megmess)
  • <sbp> d8uv: you should have "BITCHES COME IN THEIR PANTIES OVER THIS BLOG" as your tagline
  • <sbp> that would be good
  • <sbp> or, actually, "BITCHES COME IN THEIR KNICKERS OVER THIS BLOG"
  • <sbp> because even though you're en-us-native, the word is just better
  • <sbp> hmm
  • <nslater> panties
  • <sbp> IN THEIR KNICKERETTES
  • <sbp> no wait, that sounds like Nicorette
  • ...
  • <nslater> you quoted me!
  • <nslater> ill have you know that line is only available under the GFDL
  • <nslater> as i am "documenting" my preference for panties

The hell is this?

This is a website. On the internet. Hello.