When you are running a website, you have to contend with a panopoly of miscreants. Hackers, spammers, idiots from Youtube, &c. But, one of the most well guarded secrets about the internet is that all of these seedy elements are really just one thing in disguise.
Birds.
Finches, magpies, you name it, they all have one thing in common: They hate your website, and want to see it destroyed. Also that whole feathers business.
Well, we here at d8uv industries can now proclaim ourselves as 100% bird-safe. We now have multiple power and gigabit redundancies going to our servers, deep in our chicken-wire enwrapped data center. We also have a cat.
Bottom line is, we have survived a bird attack. Let us help you in doing the same.
